Little Black Shirt

Oh little black shirt,
Oh little black shirt,
Where did you come from?
Where do you belong?
I went to do my laundry
And you just came along.
Preparing to dry load #2
And there's a little black shirt-
An extra-small from JCrew.

I laughed and asked KB, too,
But alas, she hasn't a clue!
To whom do you belong?

If none pipes up to claim you,
You don't have to be alone.
I'll just pack you in my boxes
and take you to my new home!

(Basically, if you don't understand my poetic skills here...I found an XS black JCrew tee...crew neck. It was in my laundry. I found it as I went to put my second load in the dryer, so it wasn't left in the washer or dryer. I have noooo clue how it got in my laundry. Any takers?)